showerthoughtsofficial:

I wonder what mildly embarrassing thing I’ll do today that no one will notice that I’ll remember for the rest of my life.

(Source: reddit.com, via quilahva-deactivated20211206)

slimetony:

I can’t believe they got away with giving crazy frog a penis. what a power move.

(via artisan-toast)

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

saw a chair

(via fartgallery)

yourthoughtsspace:

boy oh boy could I use a hot steamy cup of Mental Stability™

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

she-wants-the-eod:

2-shane-s:

Date someone who will date you

Those are some impossible standards to meet.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)